My few one liners

There were many one liners in my memory. But all lost in time. I have to sit calmly and recollect them one by one...Will be posting here as and when I recollect them. Some of them are...

Update: Added few more one liners. Please note these soft lines and may not be always true under all circumstances. I am not talking of exceptions.

1. Everyone thinks that he is the best person on the earth. And his knowledge about life and lifestyle is superior.

2. Mostly, it may be easy to get 90% marks. But it will be extremely difficult to get just 9% more marks that is 99%.

3. Books give you information about the truth. Not the truth.

4. Any number doesn't exist. For example "One Pen" makes sense. But simple "one" doesn't make any sense. What exists is the pen. Not the one.

5. Truth is always unperturbed and is independent of what you do.

6. Sometimes, your knowledge will debar you to gain knowledge.

7. Acceptance of the problem is the easiest solution to the problem.

8. Sometimes, you would not like to do an important work.

9. Two person with low IQ is better than one person with high IQ. But one person with very very very very very high IQ is better than thousands of low IQ people.

10. If you beg one rupee to every person on the earth you will be extremely rich. Anyone can give you one rupee for no reason. This is practically infeasible. You can discard this line.

11. If our memory is lost, past will vanish.

12. There is some unknown underlying operating force which is holding the atoms into existence. Else, all the atoms would had been released to its source. That's what I call it - "Will of GOD".

13. If you know that you are a fool, then you are not a fool.

14. If you know that you are innocent, then you are not innocent.

15. Sometimes, knowledge brings boredom into life.

16. Awareness with respect to time kills the time. This is slightly subtle and the most important. ;-)

17. There may be a hidden universe into an atom. And the universe we see may be inside another atom in different dimension.

18. There is always a better student than you.

19. Girls most frequently used word is "No". Sometimes a big no "Nooooooooooooooooo".

20. If a problem becomes universal, then it is a fact.

21. I don't want a great human, I want a great humanity.

22. In a class if everybody fails, that means nobody failed.

23. There is no male prostitute.

24. All problems arise because of partial analysis. When analyzed completely they will simply vanish.

25. You are paid for your discomforts.

26. Number of good people is more than the number of bad people.

27. In the life, there is more pain than happiness.

28. Mostly, you can't be happy just by typing "I am happy".

29. A bad person can act like a good person and vice versa.

30. It's better to be a fool than a coward.

31. More than 99% of love is sexually biased.

32. Books give impression of goodness. But anything bookish is bad.

33. A highly intelligent person solves more problem. But he also perceives more problems. So net effect is same as less intelligent person. In the nature total thing remains constant. If you gain something, you will loose something, somewhere, sometime.

34. A beautiful girl will have more demand over an intelligent girl.

35. Too much seriousness towards anything is the sign of cowardness. Coward people are more serious and consistent.

36. Most of the things you do is copy from others. But, you copy in such an elegant manner that it appears so innovative.

37. You are trying to perform more than you can.

38. If on the earth even a single person is unhappy, that means the whole humanity is unhappy. Whenever a person says "I am happy", actually he is the most unhappiest person on the earth. One person being happy and rest all in the grave makes no sense. The whole humanity has to be happy together. Not only humans, but every bird, trees, insects, even the rocks also has to feel ecstasy together. Even every atom has to feel the ecstasy together.

39. Now a days, everything is happening in the fast manner. Things which used to be done in 200 years are being done in 50 years. As if 200 years is compressed into 50 years. That's why people's life-age has decreased. It's due to laws of relativity. When you do your work fast your life-age will decrease.

40. A better writer doesn't write better truth. What he/she writes is better grammer and better vocab.

41. Anything which has a cause will be destroyed one day.

42. If you hate everything, that means you love everything. Problems come when you hate something and love something.

43. Look at the looker, Listen the listener, See the seer. This is subtle.

44. Death is the truth, but yet the biggest taboo.

45. To not to do anything is more difficult than doing.

46. There are many good people, but that doesn't mean you keep friendship with each one of them.

47. Males are better cook.

48. Enlightenment is rare among females and poor.

49. Females have better survival instinct.

50. Females greatest creation is the ability to give birth.

51. Mostly, all the great great people will loose their mother/father in their childhood.

52. Things which is so important for you, can be least important to someone.

53. GOD doesn't interfere your freedom. GOD is extremely subtle.

54. Breath is more important than food, water, shelter, clothes and job.

55. Patriots of different countries are enemies.

56. Religion has given more pain to humanity than anything else.

57. You should not keep your seceratery more beautiful than your wife. This is on slightly less serious note and for fun ;-)